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Free 9-Day Email Challenge
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Join the 9 Day Edibles Challenge and learn to make consistent, delicious, properly dosed cannabis edibles at home. Your first email arrives today.
Have you ever carefully made a cannabis butter, baked it into something you were genuinely excited about, taken a bite... and felt absolutely nothing? Or taken too much and spent the evening on the couch wondering if you were actually going to survive?
Most edibles failures come down to three things: decarboxylation, dosing, and technique. None of them are difficult. Nobody just tells you how to do them right.
That's what this challenge is for.
Nine days. Nine emails. Real skills.
Each email drops a new skill directly into your inbox. By the end of the challenge you'll know exactly what you're doing, and why it works.
What the Dispensary Doesn't Want You to Know
Why home-made edibles beat anything you can buy, and what you're really paying for at the dispensary.
Foundations of Infusion
The science behind why edibles work, and why yours might not have. Decarboxylation explained clearly.
Your Infusion Oil, Done Right
The exact process for a clean, potent infusion oil base, the foundation every recipe this week builds on.
The Math Behind Perfect Dosing
Stop guessing. Learn to calculate how potent your infusion actually is so every batch is predictable.
Gourmet Gummy Mastery
Gummies are the gateway. Once you understand them, everything else clicks into place.
Let's Get Baked Goods
Cookies, brownies, bars. The classics done right, with the technique to make them actually work.
Edibles Beyond Dessert
Cannabis belongs in your whole kitchen, not just your sweets. Savory infusions that will change how you cook.
Storage & Preservation
How to store your creations so they stay potent, fresh, and clearly labelled. This step matters more than you think.
You Made It. Now What?
Celebrate where you've gotten and find out what's waiting for you on the other side of the challenge.
Hi, I'm Margaret Thomas.
I've been making cannabis edibles for over 10 years and hosting Bite Me Podcast since 2019. We're now 350+ episodes in, including 75+ conversations with industry experts.
I'm a Certified Ganjier — currently the only woman Ganjier in Canada — a TCI Certified Cannabis Educator, and a Precision Nutrition Coach. I spent two years working inside a dispensary during the pandemic.
I built this challenge because the information exists, it just isn't easy to find in one place. You deserve to know how to take control of your high life.
- Certified Ganjier (2021) — only woman in Canada
- TCI Certified Cannabis Educator, 2025
- 350+ podcast episodes on edibles and cannabis cooking
- 10+ years making edibles at home
- Former dispensary staff — I know what they charge and why
Welcome, friends.
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